I'm putting my hand into that fire. You can't stop me.
I haven't done it yet, this may be my last LiveJournal post before the experience. I may be a different man: sullen, empty, disillusioned the next time you hear from me.
I've never seen a Uwe Boll flick.
But how can I resist a hot scantily-clad nazi-fighting vampire? Billy Zane, Michelle Rodriguez, Sir Ben Kingsley and Meat Loaf all signed on. Am I better than them?
No!
Who am I to cast aspersions? I'll believe! If the SciFi channel can succeed by making silly B movies without shame, I'll give this movie a chance. It can't be that bad.