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Introducing Karma Medic

If you use Plurk, you know how fun the service is. It's one of the most addictive sites around. But I'm not here to convince you to try it. I'm here to help those who are already there.

Plurk utilizes a point system called Karma. It's a finely tuned system that appeals to those personalities that are competitive or like to collect. I love the reward system associated with karma. I despise the penalty system associated with karma. For example, if you're away from the service for a few days, you lose karma.

If you're already on Plurk, you need Karma Medic. Karma Medic's plurk user name is dblumebuddy. Karma Medic watches out for all her friends. If they're away from the service for too long, Karma Medic administers Karma in their absence.

Finally, you're allowed to leave Plurk and return to it without feeling like you've been unduly punished.

[Edit 07/28/2009] It's been over a year now, and Karma Medic has discontinued her distribution of karma.  She's decided to continue singing, though.  Many thanks to Plurk itself, for making the Karma system less punitive than it was a year ago.


1. Friend (not Follow) dblumebuddy.
2. There is no step 2.

Karma Medic will* accept the friend invitation, and will begin watching out for you in about two hours.

What Happens

Karma Medic is a cron daemon that watches out for her friends every hour. She notices the following sorts of things.

  • If you been plurking, that's great.
  • If you Karma isn't going too far into the negative, that's OK, too.
  • If she's helped you recently, she'll move along.

But, if you haven't been plurking, and your karma's going dangerously low, she'll administer a little karma love in the form of a plurk response.

Also, she likes to sing.

Leaving Karma Medic

There are two ways to leave Karma Medic's services.

  1. Unfriend Karma Medic. Karma Medic will forget everything she ever knew about you within an hour.
  2. Stop plurking. If you leave Plurk by just walking away for a few weeks, Karma Medic notices and stops watching out for you.

The Details

Karma Medic is a completely transparent service. You can see everything she knows. She was written in Python and uses YAML and JSON.

She can only see public plurks.

I intend to release Karma Medic as open source under the MIT license at Google Code. I just need some free time. She uses the Python variant of the Unofficial Plurk API.

*She's only accepting up to 20 35 55 80 111 friends at the moment.  But if any of them leave plurk or unfriend her, she'll accept new friend requests.

So what are you waiting for?  Go friend her!  Help her help you!


Aug. 13th, 2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
Karma Medic is extremely annoying.
Aug. 13th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
I'm making changes tonight! What do you recommend?

Also, if you just don't like seeing old abandoned plurks getting updated by Karma Medic alone, you can mute that particular plurk.

Keep in mind that even Karma Medic stops administering Karma after a couple of days. So it's not like she keeps replying to the same plurk for a week.

Suggestions are welcome!
Aug. 14th, 2008 08:39 am (UTC)
More variations in the responses would be good.
Aug. 14th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
Heh, that was the first thing I asked for help on. Feel free to suggest some.

Just last night I included most of the existing suggestions.
Dec. 21st, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
Very Annoying
to the point that I've blocked the user - not that it has a direct benefit, but I will also be blocking users who follow it. It's stupid and annoying.
Dec. 22nd, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
I've made subtle changes to her to be less annoying. Where she used to respond as often as every 6 hours up to a total of 8 times, it's now only as often as once every 12 hours up to 4 times.

I appreciate your passion. But "blocking" people who follow it is irrational. Preventing them from seeing your timeline does absolutely nothing to further your cause. It actually makes the medic more popular, because now people can't see your account, and they can't see how you feel. You're only isolating yourself. You're not bringing down the medic.

What you should do is either simply not follow/friend people who use the medic, or tell them that she's annoying and that you'd prefer that they unfriend her. They might listen to you.

But if you block them, they can't listen to you, can they?

So there you are: All unhappy about the medic. You're angry! But nobody knows, because you've prevented them from knowing, because you've blocked them. So now you're just as unhappy, but you're moreso alone than before. How is that any better?